"Election Day"
I've scrutinized the candidates through cathode rays, spread my ears to their telephone cocks, interviewed their web sites with the glossy intimacy of a Xerox machine. We've sat on bar stools, clicked our frosty steins, toasted the Dodgers or the Lakers, rubbed shoulders like worms in a fisherman's bucket. They've all assured me – sworn on a stack of tabloids – they're totally supportive of Good and ardently opposed to Evil. And the gaggle of propositions! Should GPS implants be required for all children under five? Should the state park system be farmed out to Disney? Which skyhook has the better grip? I stand inside a curtained booth. Punch a card with a metal stylus. Imagine what those sought-after holes and well-hung chads are doing in the darkness of the ballot box. Elections reduce to mediagasms. A rough beast in makeup slouches toward Sacramento.
© 2006 Fred Longworth
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